Why I hate myself
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Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
her profile on okcupid said she was “looking for a partner in crime” but she got weird as fuck when I pulled out my gun and took someone’s wallet on our first date
so my brother is on a road trip and this is the single fucking picture he sends us
My favorite Oscar of the night
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.