i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
If only I thought of this while In school
*saves game six times just in case*
I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
- parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
- clock: 11:01
- me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
It’s unreasonably hot outside today. I couldn’t even go outside. So I just took selfies inside instead