The top photo is El Salvador, and the bottom photo is El Salvador’s first home.

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ryvkos:

so there I was, minding my own gay business, when suddenly a heterosexual looked at me! the nerve! how dare a mere mortal gaze upon my celestial being with their feeble eyes. how very distasteful

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folieaboo:

pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying

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I got a fish yesterday, his name is El Salvador.

He’s not quite used to me yet, because he keeps hiding behind his little plant every time I walk up to his bowl.

Apr 17th / Tagged: personalgiraffe / 2 notes †
ohmy5tars:

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

vilhelmgray
Apr 16th / 184,377 notes †

5 cheers for it being cold enough to wear a sweatshirt without a bra on!

YAY

ALSO MY SKIN SMELLS LIKE VIOLETS AND SWEET PEAS AND LET ME ASSURE THAT’S MY FAVORITE SCENT EVER.

Apr 16th / Tagged: personalgiraffe / 2 notes †
gaymommy:


grandpa what the fuck did you just do
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nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

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pbbbtht:


I am afraid
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