The Legend Of Zelda
I would kill to play some LoZ right now.
Like kill in the game.
Not actual people.
Can’t believe that I could hold this chip bag with my little woman hands!!!
THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m actually a prototype built by google, humanoid robot with access to everything everyone clicks on, I monitor all calls, e-mails, websites clicked, texts sent, everything, all the time, I have access to the most sensitive of information all in real time with constant updates.
I know everything
all the time
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
"Three 8 week old sphynx kittens are being sold at a pet store in Newport Beach in Orange County, California. Anyone who knows the sphynx breed is aware that a reputable breeder will not sell you a sphynx before 12 weeks and without applying to qualify first. These kittens must have been taken from their mother weeks before they even turned 8 weeks due to shipping. This pet store has a huge history of animals purchased from there who have died. However, the fault lies with the breeder who sold them to the pet store in the first place. We have caused a lot of trouble for this pet store due to their inadequate care. The employees were uneducated about the specific temperatures, attitudes, and needs that this fragile breed requires. Also, they are selling them for twice the cost that a reputable breeder would sell them for. They are priced at a ridiculous $2,500 EACH. I am in the process of negotiating a deal with the owner to reduce the price if I purchase all three. THIS FUNDRAISER IS NOT TO SAVE JUST ONE OR TWO, IT IS TO SAVE ALL THREE AT ONCE. I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL ALL THREE BABIES ARE OUT OF THEIR GLASS CAGE AND INTO LOVING HOMES WHO ARE WILLINGT TO RISK A LOT TO TAKE PROPER CARE OF THEM."
Go to the link for all the details and updates but this is sooo important for the little babies. Even if you can’t donate please share to at least get the word around. They’re less than 1000 away from their goal!
A local escort brought this charming Connecticut fella to my attention. She couldn’t find anything online with his phone number, but wanted to warn other escorts and ladies in general about this asshole. Might wanna check your phone for his number.
Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.
Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.
ALCHEMY IS REAL