mamaspookat:

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

crestadair:

bioterrorist:

emubutt:

soupybeard:

Why I hate myself

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Volume I

Pocket edition 

font size 7

Introduction 

to the first chapter

of the prologue

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jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

Apr 22nd / 28,701 notes †

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I went to the park today. 😊
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sra-foreveralone:

story of my life 
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deucebasket:

her profile on okcupid said she was “looking for a partner in crime” but she got weird as fuck when I pulled out my gun and took someone’s wallet on our first date

Apr 22nd / 39 notes †
born-t0-lose:

Bring Me The Horizon - Sleepwalking
Apr 22nd / 33,722 notes †
But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them. David Wong  (via boneshard) Apr 22nd / 144,630 notes †

sock-sowachowski:

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so my brother is on a road trip and this is the single fucking picture he sends us

Apr 22nd / 62,315 notes †

wafflesforstephanie:

bringbacklianharper:

the-lron-butt:

babyminaj:

My favorite Oscar of the night

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bitch please

make room for the Grammys

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Tumblr was invented just for this pun.

I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.

Apr 22nd / 242,025 notes †

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