The top photo is El Salvador, and the bottom photo is El Salvador’s first home.
so there I was, minding my own gay business, when suddenly a heterosexual looked at me! the nerve! how dare a mere mortal gaze upon my celestial being with their feeble eyes. how very distasteful
pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying
I got a fish yesterday, his name is El Salvador.
He’s not quite used to me yet, because he keeps hiding behind his little plant every time I walk up to his bowl.
5 cheers for it being cold enough to wear a sweatshirt without a bra on!
ALSO MY SKIN SMELLS LIKE VIOLETS AND SWEET PEAS AND LET ME ASSURE THAT’S MY FAVORITE SCENT EVER.
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look